Hi, my name is Bob and I’m a first time library user. . .

There’s an appropriate time to express your opinion and it’s not during a presidential or award acceptance speech, seriously. I wonder if there’s a correlation between inappropriate behavior and advancing communication technology. Do you really need that phone hanging from your ear at all times?

“I’m promiscuous”
“So that’s why you know how to do hooker eye makeup…”

Ever feel like you are losing a connection to someone? While you still have that solid foundation, a chasm of space and time exists.

Now there is an official hiring freeze, but I have suspected that an unofficial one has been in place for the last few months.

“Tying yourself to me
Stitch up my emptiness
Cause you’re the death of me”

Browsing YouTube and Wow. Ledger’s joker is a twin to the cure guy in lullaby (being eaten by a spider). Yeah, that’s not the way I want to go. Injected with poison, my insides turning into liquid goo.

Guess whose birthday is next month!

“You think you’re so cool ‘cause you can pee with your penis”

On a mission to lose 4 lbs. by Friday. I’m definitely losing some hair which I don’t think is too bad because I had quite a bit to begin with, but still. Now, if I could only figure out how to only lose the gray ones, lol.

… I was hooked from the time that first whiff of novel dust hit my nostrils causing my entire body to tremble with ecstasy.