Thursday, February 24, 2005

shortie

I haven’t forgotten about the residents of bloggersville.
I’m really enjoying my educational psychology class! I don’t know if it’s because I already know most of the concepts or if I truly want to become an educator and it’s my purpose in life. Either way, I’m entertained by the way the educational texts blur some psychological concepts.
I really need to go to my great experiments class though. I accidentally missed 2/3 this week. Hopefully, I wake up on time!
I’m looking forward to the end of the term. Not really because of graduation, more like I want to move out of the house!
Random note: I’m buying a desk this weekend (along with an office chair), yay!

Sunday, February 06, 2005

bathroom humor

Just when you start your weekend, it ends.

People in public restrooms amaze me. Some will carry on entire conversations on their cell phones while using the lavatory - you know who you are.
Here is a conversation that occurred while I was at work. Hilarious. I think the girl was about 6.

Mother: hurry up hon, we don’t want to miss the show.
Little girl in stall next to me: I’m going #2.
[pause with some grunting]
Little girl: no. actually, i'm going diarrhea
Mother: oh, god. Are you alright
Girl: yep
[mom leaves]
Girl: this is just a courtesy flush!
[promptly flushes toilet]