Just when you start your weekend, it ends.
People in public restrooms amaze me. Some will carry on entire conversations on their cell phones while using the lavatory - you know who you are.
Here is a conversation that occurred while I was at work. Hilarious. I think the girl was about 6.
Mother: hurry up hon, we don’t want to miss the show.
Little girl in stall next to me: I’m going #2.
[pause with some grunting]
Little girl: no. actually, i'm going diarrhea
Mother: oh, god. Are you alright
Girl: yep
[mom leaves]
Girl: this is just a courtesy flush!
[promptly flushes toilet]
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